Top Reasons Joining Choir Group

1. Rehearsal night means one night without the kids.(For Married person)
2. Single men, we usually have a three to one ratio of women to men who attend the rehearsal.
3. You always have a great, reserved seat for Christmas and Easter.
4. Children, the first three kids to get their parents to sign up get a free pet from the science classroom.
5. Romance possibilities- -in our parish, at least one couple met through the choir, and married. They're so cute!
6. Intellectual stimulation- -when you make music, you are using both sides of your brain simultaneously.
7. Looks good on your resume.
8. They don't pass the collection basket in the choir loft.
9. From the choir loft, you can see who's nodding off and give them grief after Mass
10. "If God gave you a good voice, raise your voice and praise Him with it. If He gave you a bad voice, raise your voice even louder and get even with Him."
11. You never know--your music director might decide to take the choir to Rome to sing for the Pope